Oh boy boy..... It's Woy Woy

So today I have composed a little ditty about some of the cities in the Central Coast region of NSW where I have been staying for the last few weeks...  I have an idea for a tune also... it is just a fun look at the names of some ofthe places around here...

The Central Coastal Blues

Now have you heard the news I've got the Central Coastal blues
Cause I can't seem to find my way around these towns
All the roads they lead to beaches
and let me tell you 'bout those beaches
I gotta tale for every one that I've walked down

Well I started off in Woy Woy 
and there I met a lovely boy boy, 
when I asked his name he told me it was Roy
So I asked Why Why oh Roy Boy 
do you have to live in Woy Woy and he said "cause I like Soy on my dim sims"

Then walking down the beach I met a suave Italian man
who said he wasn't looking for an 'a mean a' girl
When I  said I think you mean Umina?  
he whispered softly in my ear  "No no I don' mina , I really don' a mina at all"

 
And so I guess you've heard the news
Yes it the Central Coastal Blues
The blues as blue as the deep blue sea
Yes those are the only, the only blues for me




Well next down in Patonga 
I met a guy he played the congo's 
and the way he used his 'Tounga" whilst dancing to the conga :-) Oh! so divine
so I sat in my saronga
wearing two different kinds of Thonga's 
Singing Songa's in Patonga all night longa
 
And I tried to get along when I went to Ettalong
but the boys were kinda wrapped up in the surf

and when I went 'rocking' down at Pearl
I found a guy his name was Earl, he took me for a ride, then hit the turps

Now I have been down to Avoca where my feet I did a soaka
but I'm yet to make the trip to Terrigal..
and I've heard down at The Entrance that if you throw a fish or twenty that the pelicans might flap and dance a wiggle

 So now you've heard my story, I am sure that you can see
That the Central Coastal Blues wont get me down
cause I will keep on driving, jiving, walking, and let those beaches do the talking 
til I've found the perfect place to lay my towel

And I will travel back to Melbourne with a multitude of memories 
made from my Central Coastal  run around...:-)